I was on a conference call at work today and I get this IM from Geoff:
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Geoffrey: OMFG
Beth: squirrel in the house?
Geoffrey: remember squirrel in the house
two birds
Beth: seriously?!?!
holy shit
wait – chickens or birds?
Geoffrey: birds
flew in
Beth: holly shit!
are they in there now?
Geoffrey: one escaped
one got jaguared
Beth: omg – get. them. out.
WHAT?!
she caught a bird?
Geoffrey: well, it flew into the window
Beth: lol
so she caught it when it was unconscious?
Geoffrey: no, it was alive and well just a little dazed
and she pounced
i ran out of here like a little girl
when they first flew in
Beth: LOL
what did the dogs do?
Geoffrey: ran out the back door barking
Beth: ROFL
Geoffrey: their reaction made no sense
Beth: you guys are so brave, leave it to the girls to take care of bizniz
Geoffrey: lol
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For those of you that know the squirrel story, picturing this one is just as good. Thankfully The Bug had already been dropped at day care, but if she were around, I imagine she would have had this reaction:
Our brave papa.
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June and Mabel 
Fierce indoor hunter Jaguar!
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